Tuesday, January 15, 2008


Alas, our eggs were frozen as evidenced by the fact that they would not change from their oblong shape after the shells had been carefully peeled away. It was cold. At least the sun shines bright on our camp after last night's storm blanketed Indian Creek 8 inches of white. Plus, we have done this before, this is what we expect, this is what we came for -complete desert solitude surrounded by world-class rock climbing as far as the eye can see... 
After a several minutes of taking in the air we begin speculating as to the whereabouts of our esteemed colleagues Sam-dog and his unwavering disciple Lemus. The two of them delayed, hopelessly lost, possibly dead or worse... There is just no way to know. We decide the best course of action is to make some breakfast as a paean to the desert gods for this sunny day. Breakfast will be a long drawn out affair killing precious time, whilst giving the perfectly vertical, wine-red desert walls time to be solar panels. This is what Sam and Lemus would have wanted us to do. While fetching supplies for 'first breakfast' and Bobby Joe runnoft urinating thoughtfully in the snow somewheres, out of the corner of my eye a flurry of orange furr. "Sam-Dog! Yes!" and not far behind his master is Lemus! Alive! Son of a gun. 
"Made it through the storm did yuz?" Shore did woodsie. 
"Where's the bacon?" 
"Comin' right up jerk" i said with respect. "Glad your alive. Some statie come by last night looking for a lady in a sedan coming outta the Needles, said she had gone missing, only car we seen all day dagnabbit..."
 "Probably slid off the road somewheres. Where's that bacon?" 
"Coming right up."
Some time later, maybe it was the angle of the sun or something but we suddenly stopped in our tracks, arrested by a view across the canyon of Broken Tooth Wall. With the day nearing its tipping point and the air just warm enough, we hastily gather gear and frozen water bottles and point it to the cliffs.
 

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Jefertiti Weighs In

Bobby Jose
Can't tell you how stoked was I...

When upon returning from (the unnameable canyon)
where I slithered down deep, dark desert passages
and celebrated the New Year with friends old and new.
A place where met I, quite unexpectedly in deed
a bunch of long bearded Keeblers.

In their wide eyes a look alight from deep experiences of
high adventure, near death scrapes, and...
the covetous, defensive look of men with something to hide...
When suddenly the Keeblers vanished from us
taking with them their recipes for fudgey cookies. Damn!

A palpable and ubiquitous sense of concern enveloped our camp.
Will the Keeblers survive the coming perils?
Will we ever taste the forbidden cookie?
How decidedly un-Keebler-like behavior indeed.
For days we follow on their heels, always a step behind.

When on the final day of our perilous journey, behold!
In a moment of unlikely and clearly ironic fate
there, in the stormy recesses of Water's End
stymied and in sorry shape were the lost Keeblers!
Excited were they to see us! Ah yes, how fitting.

However, jaded were we by the keeblers prior transgressions
we passed them by without the slightest hint of interest in their safety and well-being.
Alas, the whereabouts of these strange men are unknown and
it is unclear whether they eventually escaped their impending doom...
What is this story you ask? Who are these elusive Keeblers? Good questions indeed.

The answers to these questions may one day be told
after much ale has been drunk
and pipe of pungent smoke has made its round
In hushed words it will unfold
The story of the Diamond Down.



Thus, how stoked was I, upon returning from this sordid adventure
to learn that Bobby Jose, in keeping with his word of honor
has begun the hallowed DESERETDAYS BLOG! Finally a small toehold in cyberspace
for BJP and friends and their tales of adventure and mis-adventure in this god bless-ed desert country.
I shall finish the first chapter, or shall add on to what you've started. Nice Dude.

Sincerely,
King Jefertiti