Saturday, April 19, 2008

SOLO SPRING SLUSH





- this ain't no deseret, or desert, nothing quite like my first forey into randonne skiing. The day starts on an unsettling note when I learn that my privacy will be short lived as plans are in the works to redevelop the area. "Yeah, did you know Dave Coors owns a bunch of land up here, he's planning to bring back lifts and open a snow park up here, I've been out here everyday for two weeks plowing this lot, $10 isn't that bad.." said the parking attendent as he stepped out of his Jeep C-J 7. Dam Coors! So after forking out $10 for a place to leave the subu, the climb starts well. Dammmn skis are crazy, I feel like spiderman on snow -being attached to a 30 degree slope by mohair and the maigic of textiles. the sun is bright and the conditions change rapidly, so a profeeesor type from Boulder is out in front of me on snowshoes.


the first two or three turns come easily and my speed increases, springs rocks grab my skis and send me tumbling down the slope, bouncing off rocks, escaping with a few scrapes, I guess that's why it's dangerous

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

This is your Captain speaking...


























You can see...

I'm still wearing my winter hat.
But soon I'll take it off....

And then...

You'll be here

Climbing up my walls...

All the best,

-El Capitan


Spring Wild Flower Hunting in Yosemite

Bobbie-Joe says...


Its spring. Let's go to the Valley and count wild flowers. The Valley. The Valley. The Valley.


Me and Bob load up the wagon and blast off Friday morning.


Heading east...past the endless almonds...climbing through the foothills (still green)...and up the Old Priest grade into the mountains.


The shops are selling snow chains!!! A cloud of doubt momentarily passes over our wildflower mission but our collective will for wild flowers obliterates reality and the quest continues...


Entrance booth. Flash the Park Pass that Bob's Sister's Boyfriend gave us...High five! We are so in.

Under the trees the last big snow drifts are still hanging around. Our mission propells us forward.


Whoa!!!!! Look out. Major road repairs. (We wait five minutes at the first temporary traffic light and probably 25 at the second light where they are working on the road by the river. The river ate part of the road over the winter!)


We fill up a couple of jugs with some spring water and then watch the falls rip for a few minutes.

Evening stroll under the Column and then over towards 1/2 Dome.

Flower Count, Day One: none

(Except for the ones the begin to grow out of Bobbie-Joe's head as he absorbs the Valley's magic call.)


Sat morning and we bus it to Badger Pass (gratis). Postcard views of Bridal Vale and El Cap brushed with snow. With two pairs of rented X-Country skiis the wild flower hunt is on for REAL! We shuffle up the road towards the Dewey Point turn off.

Our sources indicate a meadow up ahead. Just how many flowers will we see???!!!

Side note: You all know Bobbie-Joe rips it up on da skiis. You seen me shredding on Utah's finest. Recognize! (Do not mention that time I forward flipped over my tips Lucky Bucky!)

But let me just say this...these rentals were like riding on two plastic knives from taco bell. Many falls were had by BJP and Bob.

Undaunted by numerous diggers we pursue our quarry with a determination rarely encountered among flower lovers.

We locate the meadow. Bob scours the terrain for wild flowers....







None are to be seen.

Oh well...

We had fun anyway getting amped on chai and eating a pound of chocolate.

Summary:

Inside my head the thoughts become as large as the walls. Hopes for future adventures awaken my spirit. I dream of flowers growing out of the snow. Intent creates reality. Yosemite stands alone.

Post Summary Thoughts:

Thats what I says. I be Bobbie-Joe Panguitch. And this is my cat. Tigre. Stay up!


Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Songs of a Weekend Warrior



Presidents Day weekend 
Sandstone Mission: Redrocks, NV and Zion NP, UT
Winter lets up, I awaken friday morning to birds singing shyly in the bushes near my window. It's still cold in Salt Lake City, but my thoughts drift further south to sagebrush country and sandstone. I am a simple human animal. I eat, sleep, work and scratch out my existence in the city. I have dreams, visions the backdrop of my existence. Too much time in the city makes the human animal unhappy. What is it that keeps the spirit alive and well? It is nothing more than a possibility, a dream or believing that around the next corner something unexpected will happen, good or bad it doesn't always matter; change=opportunity. The weather here is changing, the sun shines and temperatures in the desert are favorable if not ideal for climbing. Zion NP and Las Vegas appear to be the warmest, that is where we will go. Always take what is graciously given, go with the current of life.
 
Fishes are born in water,
 man is born in Tao.
If fishes, born in water,
 Seek the deep shadow 
Of pond and pool, 
All their needs are satisfied.
If man, born in Tao,
sinks in to the deep shadow 
Of non-action
To forget aggression and concern,
He lacks nothing
His life is secure.

-Chuang Tzu     

Saturday, we crag.  Crowds of tourists park their cars along the Redrocks park road. We find a spot and then find a narrow canyon, not far from the road where there are no other people. It is peaceful, we climb 15 degree overhanging walls until we cannot hang on any longer and our cups are full. Night time and we are relaxing with a friend in LV. Our generous host has a reputation for being able to pick locks, we get bored, he teaches us. Turns out I have a knack, I picked six different locks in three hours, which was at times very aggravating work. Eleven-o-clock in the evening, Las Vegas shows no sign of slowing down. Brendan on the floor is carefully folding, creasing and packing his parachute. Jess is snoring on the couch. I am sitting having a beer. 
One-o-clock. Jess is up. Brendan is stuffing the last folds of his chute into the pack/harness. 
Three-o-clock in the morning. I sit chain smoking cigarettes in the parking lot across the street as my two comrades make final preparations to jump off an unfinished skyscraper with parachutes. Actually they are going off the crane, which is anchored to the building and overhangs the Las Vegas strip. I get a text message "were at the end of the crane." 
I am smoking and very anxious, keeping a watchful eye on the street, revelers with drinks are walking by never looking up. With a sore neck and eyes fixed on the end of the crane, two very tiny and barely visible black figures, silently one begins to bow forward, then the other until they're off the crane...slaves to gravity's will. 

Little sleep saturday night. Early Sunday morning humping packs through Oak Creek Canyon in Redrocks. We are alone with pools of green, clear water, moving smoothly over boulders, under branches. Upward through manzanita, mesquite, cactus, oak, dwarf agave; right turn at ponderosa pines. The buttress now looms heavily above, initiate daytime samurai movements. 
Yonder ice is breaking off in chunks and exploding hundreds of feet below and across the canyon, the sounds of Oak Creek Canyon. Back to the car as night falls.

Redocks, NV to Zion NP. Late arrival. Sleeping bag dreams. 

New day. Early morning. Cold, Cold, Cold! Mean Bean Coffee...Warmed insides, cold outsides. Parking lot. Oatmeal. Warmed insides, cold outsides. Rack. Helmut. Shoes. Water. Sooo coldddd. Look to the rim of the great wall to the east where the sun will come up soon, it is cold but still no sun. Arrive at the base. Quick sort. Brendan off on lead, aid ladder to clean-aid crack on first pitch. As brendan launches off the ground, the earth trembles, the sun rises. Coat comes off. Sweater, off. Tee shirt, stays on for extra toasty feel. The day has begun its arc across the sky, bracketed by immense sandstone walls on either side. Off the ground now. The magical Zion Canyon over our shoulders. An 800 ft splitter fingers to hands crack rises just off to my right as we hang from the anchors, and eventually splits the capstone at the top of the Cerebrus Gendarme. 

My legs shake a bit as I maneuver to put on rock shoes for the next pitch. My mind? There is no mind only confidence and warmth bathing the eggshell consciousness, as my body's hands attach cams and snap links, and mini traxion to the harness, slings go over the shoulder. One last awkward shuffle around Brendan's shoulders to bring fingers into contact with the crack. Chalk bag open. Irregular breath ceases, deep breath up from the heels this time fills the spirit and marks the gateway into 'The Zone' and the beginning of the end of self.

"Fishes are born in Water"  -Chuang Tzu

Jefe


  


 

 
    

Songs of a Weekend Warrior

Presidents Day weekend 
Sandstone Mission: Redrocks, NV and Zion NP, UT
Winter lets up, I awaken friday morning to birds singing shyly in the bushes near my window. It's still cold in Salt Lake City, but my thoughts drift further south to sagebrush country and sandstone. I am a simple human animal. I eat, sleep, work and scratch out my existence in the city. I have dreams, visions the backdrop of my existence. Too much time in the city makes the human animal unhappy. What is it that keeps the spirit alive and well? It is nothing more than a possibility, a dream or believing that around the next corner something unexpected will happen, good or bad it doesn't always matter; change=opportunity. The weather here is changing, the sun shines and temperatures in the desert are favorable if not ideal for climbing. Zion NP and Las Vegas appear to be the warmest, that is where we will go. Always take what is graciously given, go with the current of life.
 
Fishes are born in water,
 man is born in Tao.
If fishes, born in water,
 Seek the deep shadow 
Of pond and pool, 
All their needs are satisfied.
If man, born in Tao,
sinks in to the deep shadow 
Of non-action
To forget aggression and concern,
He lacks nothing
His life is secure.

-Chuang Tzu     

Saturday, we crag.  Crowds of tourists park their cars along the Redrocks park road. We find a spot and then find a narrow canyon, not far from the road where there are no other people. It is peaceful, we climb 15 degree overhanging walls until we cannot hang on any longer and our cups are full. Night time and we are relaxing with a friend in LV. Our generous host has a reputation for being able to pick locks, we get bored, he teaches us. Turns out I have a knack, I picked six different locks in three hours, which was at times very aggravating work. Eleven-o-clock in the evening, Las Vegas shows no sign of slowing down. Brendan on the floor is carefully folding, creasing and packing his parachute. Jess is snoring on the couch. I am sitting having a beer. 
One-o-clock. Jess is up. Brendan is stuffing the last folds of his chute into the pack/harness. 
Three-o-clock in the morning. I sit chain smoking cigarettes in the parking lot across the street as my two comrades make final preparations to jump off an unfinished skyscraper with parachutes. Actually they are going off the crane, which is anchored to the building and overhangs the Las Vegas strip. I get a text message "were at the end of the crane." 
I am smoking and very anxious, keeping a watchful eye on the street, revelers with drinks are walking by never looking up. With a sore neck and eyes fixed on the end of the crane, two very tiny and barely visible black figures, silently one begins to bow forward, then the other until they're off the crane...slaves to gravity's will. 

Little sleep saturday night. Early Sunday morning humping packs through Oak Creek Canyon in Redrocks. We are alone with pools of green, clear water, moving smoothly over boulders, under branches. Upward through manzanita, mesquite, cactus, oak, dwarf agave; right turn at ponderosa pines. 
 

 
    

Saturday, February 23, 2008

BJP in Exile




















This is a letter from a man in exile from his spiritual homeland, the desert. Bobbie-Joe Panguitch writes these words to you as he sits tucked in the foothills of northern Kalifornia.
Winter.

It rains.

Its cold. Memories of warm sandstone and dreams of flawless granite float through my mind.
In the meantime this is my story...
My walk began in rain at the valley floor. Up the Old Toll Road towards the Palisade cliffs. No cars or even crows today. I left the road, crossed a sheep paddock, and began to climb through the oak forest to the base of Table Rock. Around 1,100 ft the rain became snow. As I got higher the wind became more forceful.












I tucked into a small cave at ground level and sipped some tea.


Feeling quite chipper after the tea I walked beneath the cliffs and snapped a few photos before discovering a new cave. I had found two others previously, but this one was way out of the way and hidden behind two trees. After a few minutes of exploration I busted a couple of V1 moves and pulled over the lip about ten feet up. I tried to sit and soak it up but I was absolutely shaking and had to exit pretty quickly.


Contoured around the base a bit more, up an interesting a half pipe gully to the top of Table Rock and then the wind and snow really set in. It was blowing its tits off up there. I coughed a little bit and then decided to leg it. Scrambled down some snowy channels and gulleys and made it back to the base of Table Rock to watch the clouds clear just long enough to snap this photo.

Guess it ain't so bad here in Kalifornia but its just the kind of country to make a man go soft!
Even when it snows the sun comes out.

Thats all for now. Bobbie-Joe signing off. Heres to the spring and YOSEMITE!!!!!!!

Tuesday, January 15, 2008


Alas, our eggs were frozen as evidenced by the fact that they would not change from their oblong shape after the shells had been carefully peeled away. It was cold. At least the sun shines bright on our camp after last night's storm blanketed Indian Creek 8 inches of white. Plus, we have done this before, this is what we expect, this is what we came for -complete desert solitude surrounded by world-class rock climbing as far as the eye can see... 
After a several minutes of taking in the air we begin speculating as to the whereabouts of our esteemed colleagues Sam-dog and his unwavering disciple Lemus. The two of them delayed, hopelessly lost, possibly dead or worse... There is just no way to know. We decide the best course of action is to make some breakfast as a paean to the desert gods for this sunny day. Breakfast will be a long drawn out affair killing precious time, whilst giving the perfectly vertical, wine-red desert walls time to be solar panels. This is what Sam and Lemus would have wanted us to do. While fetching supplies for 'first breakfast' and Bobby Joe runnoft urinating thoughtfully in the snow somewheres, out of the corner of my eye a flurry of orange furr. "Sam-Dog! Yes!" and not far behind his master is Lemus! Alive! Son of a gun. 
"Made it through the storm did yuz?" Shore did woodsie. 
"Where's the bacon?" 
"Comin' right up jerk" i said with respect. "Glad your alive. Some statie come by last night looking for a lady in a sedan coming outta the Needles, said she had gone missing, only car we seen all day dagnabbit..."
 "Probably slid off the road somewheres. Where's that bacon?" 
"Coming right up."
Some time later, maybe it was the angle of the sun or something but we suddenly stopped in our tracks, arrested by a view across the canyon of Broken Tooth Wall. With the day nearing its tipping point and the air just warm enough, we hastily gather gear and frozen water bottles and point it to the cliffs.
 

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Jefertiti Weighs In

Bobby Jose
Can't tell you how stoked was I...

When upon returning from (the unnameable canyon)
where I slithered down deep, dark desert passages
and celebrated the New Year with friends old and new.
A place where met I, quite unexpectedly in deed
a bunch of long bearded Keeblers.

In their wide eyes a look alight from deep experiences of
high adventure, near death scrapes, and...
the covetous, defensive look of men with something to hide...
When suddenly the Keeblers vanished from us
taking with them their recipes for fudgey cookies. Damn!

A palpable and ubiquitous sense of concern enveloped our camp.
Will the Keeblers survive the coming perils?
Will we ever taste the forbidden cookie?
How decidedly un-Keebler-like behavior indeed.
For days we follow on their heels, always a step behind.

When on the final day of our perilous journey, behold!
In a moment of unlikely and clearly ironic fate
there, in the stormy recesses of Water's End
stymied and in sorry shape were the lost Keeblers!
Excited were they to see us! Ah yes, how fitting.

However, jaded were we by the keeblers prior transgressions
we passed them by without the slightest hint of interest in their safety and well-being.
Alas, the whereabouts of these strange men are unknown and
it is unclear whether they eventually escaped their impending doom...
What is this story you ask? Who are these elusive Keeblers? Good questions indeed.

The answers to these questions may one day be told
after much ale has been drunk
and pipe of pungent smoke has made its round
In hushed words it will unfold
The story of the Diamond Down.



Thus, how stoked was I, upon returning from this sordid adventure
to learn that Bobby Jose, in keeping with his word of honor
has begun the hallowed DESERETDAYS BLOG! Finally a small toehold in cyberspace
for BJP and friends and their tales of adventure and mis-adventure in this god bless-ed desert country.
I shall finish the first chapter, or shall add on to what you've started. Nice Dude.

Sincerely,
King Jefertiti